Santa's Top 10 Pick-Up Lines

[Father Dave]

yanno- the only reason Santa has no kids of his own?

he only comes once a year and
that's down the
chimney... [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]

[Snow Kitten]

Santa's Top 10 Pick-Up Lines

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

I've got something special in the sack for you!

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

I know when you've been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister!

Some of my best toys run on batteries... <wink wink>

Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it.)

I see you when you're sleeping -- and you don't wear any underwear, do you?

Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty" list!

Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

[Tee Ehn]

he obviously then hasn't come down south enough L*